Monday 23 April 2012

Best Golf Hats

My Australian contacts tell me that a well-known golf company has developed a cap especially for the Aussie market. The flies and mozzies there are particularly persistent so something more than repellant was needed. As with many modern products, this one has been based on a tried and true design - the cork hat. They've inserted electrodes in each cork which, when an insect gets within 2 cms, send electric currents around the face. In effect, the golfer becomes a walking bug zapper. (Obviously, it doesn't come with a collection tray so you have to have your shirt buttoned to the top.) However, the real beauty of the electric cap is that it can help your game. If you're plagued by short putting, simply shove your index finger in the electric field after you've lined up your putt. Annoyed by a slow golfer in your group? Shove their finger in the hat. Get locked out of the house by your non-golfing partner? You can start a fire with your hat and keep away predators larger than bugs. Order yours now before they sell out.


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