That's the latest publication from Ms Kallas-Way, but I'm not sure how to 'market' it. In spite of the title, I wouldn't consider it x-rated because the only bits of anatomy I mention are feet, arms, legs and hands. I deal with actual sexual positions, but in a comical way which relates them to golf improvement.
Honest! Here's an excerpt:
Are you tired of spending endless hours hitting golf balls at the practice fairway? Bored with chipping multiple balls on to the practice green?
At last, you can improve your golf from the comfort of your bedroom.
Tantric Sex for Better Golf will soon be available for purchase. 2,000 words for only 99c, and not only you will enjoy practicing, so will your partner, even if they're a non-golfer.
Position 4. THE WHEEL. (Looked more like 'The Flat Tyre' when I tried it.) This will suit golfers who can't decide which club to use and their thoughts whirl around their head without locking into a decision.
On the fairways and in bed they tend to dither, and when they finally manage a shot, it's a poor one and so they blame their equipment. Or yours.
Get into that 'I can so make a right decision' feeling by trying this position at least a month before the game. (The Wheel needs that long to make up their mind to give it a go.)
The Position: The man stands straight while the woman hooks her ankles around his lower back and arches backwards until her hands are flat on the floor. Her head is off the ground and the man supports her lower back with his hands.
Golf Improvement: Great exercise to gain flexible, strong wrists for more power, especially for the woman, who will be able to generate awesome club head speed. Particularly good for bunker shots or hitting out of long grass.
Opinions would be appreciated.
Agonising Golf and More Agonising Golf ebooks available
from smashwords.com
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