The moon tonight is closer to the Earth than usual so you'll need to take that into consideration if you're playing golf tomorrow. Under these conditions, weregolfers can appear during the day, as well as at night. And you'll need to be on your guard if you want to finish your round without getting your throat ripped out. Often the weregolfers look just like ordinary golfers. Both can foam at the mouth; both can howl at the sky during play; both can have whiskery jowls. But there's one sure way to know you're playing with a weregolfer and not a golfer. The weregolfer can't pull out the pin without peeing on it first.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
No comments:
Post a Comment