The advantages of practicing golf on the beach instead of the driving range:
1. You'll be more relaxed on the beach because it holds better memories.
2. When you hit it fat, you can pretend you were practicing long sand shots.
3. At last you can find out if you really will hit it better while wearing a bikini.
4. With a golf club in your hand, no one will make snide remarks about your bikini.
5. If practice is going poorly, you can drown your golf clubs in the sea.
6. If it's going really poorly, you can drown yourself in the sea.
7. When finished, you can attach your pitchmark repairer to your golf club and go spear fishing.
8. If you're a bully, you won't risk stubbing your toe.
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