Golf Swings Match Personality

Have you ever noticed that golfers' swings match their personalities?
People who talk fast and walk fast always swing fast. And slow coaches not only take forever to get to their ball but, once they get there, they fluff around adjusting their glove and take ages to select a club.
And then change their mind and put it back.
(Don't get stuck behind these golfers when they're queuing for food. Especially if they've just been to the toilet - they never use tongs.)
So, does this mean that your personality has doomed you to always underclub? (Ultra-careful person who never takes risks.)
Or, you're just going to have to accept that every round will include a couple of quintuple bogies, because you're incapable of playing percentage when in trouble. (Stubborn person who refuses to alter their views.)
Or else you may not be able to 'restrict the damage' because you think you can pull off that one in a million shot. (Delusions of grandeur.)
Up until this year, the answer would have been 'yes'.
But, fortunately for you, Agonising Golf and More Agonising Golf (links below) will help you overcome all these maladies.
Here are a few tips to tide you over until you've read the ebooks.
You walk fast and swing fast?
Wear gumboots (one size too big) and heavy wrist bands. Guaranteed to give you time to complete your backswing.
Too slow?
Give the person who's marking your card an electric cattle prodder. (Test it on the neighbour's straying dog ... or the neighbour ... before playing. Guarantee your marker won't even have to use it.)
Can't stop a little trouble turning into a lot?
Carry a copy of your credit card statement and look at the interest charges before you attempt that 'one in a million' shot. (This personality type never pays off the total at the end of the month.)
With Ms Kallas-Way's techniques, you can be a better golfer.
Agonising Golf and More Agonising Golf ebooks available
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