2. No such thing as slow play when the volcano erupts.
3. Volcanoes turn golf into an adventure sport.
4. An eruption means you can play at night.
5. You get more satisfaction out of throwing errant clubs into boiling lava than water.
6. The adrenaline you produce during a volcanic eruption will have you hitting the ball 40 to 50 metres further than usual.
7. That annoying person in your four who's always saying, "I'll never play golf again" might not.
8. You'll finally find out whether or not you're suited to speed golf.
9. If it's the middle of winter, at least you'll be able to keep your hands and feet warm.
10. You'll be forced to keep your head down to avoid ash in your eye and flying boulders.
Buy Mountain Mayhem and you'll discover how to survive on an erupting volcano. (It comes down to wearing the correct underwear.)
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