Revolutionary New Golf Swing Method

18th hole, Waikanae

Have you tried absolutely everything to improve your golf, and nothing works?
Here's some good news!
You haven't tried everything until you've tried the revolutionary new golf swing improvement method, rigoruously developed by Ms Kallas-Way.
Golfers have tried swing lessons, psychiatric advice, fitness regimes, nutritional plans, video lessons.
They haven't worked.
And why haven't they worked?
Because they haven't narrowed their focus enough.on the vital part of the golf swing.
Club on ball.
That's right! Who cares what happens on the way back or on the way through, as long as the clubface hits the ball squarely? Jim Furyk and Bubba Watson certainly don't.
Here's what you do.
On a perfectly still day, find a tree over a pond. Take golf club and ball into that tree and find a wee forked branch which will hold your ball.
Hit the ball.
The trick (apart from not falling out of the tree) is to watch your clubface hit the ball, by observing your reflection below.
This not only makes you keep your head down, but it also imprints the swing fault on your brain so you have better recall. When you can 'see' the fault, you're 90% of the way to fixing it.
Add a crocodile to the pond, as above, and you can also fix any balance problems.
Ms Kallas-Way guarantees this method as a sure-fix solution to scoring lower.
There's just one little hitch.
You'll have to buy a new set of clubs (left-handed if you're right-handed, and right if you're left) because you'll be looking at a mirror image.