Doomsday Golfers

Doomsday Preppers (people preparing for the end of the world) have discovered golf.
Along with the gas masks, guns, food and water, this group of Americans (there are a few others scattered around the world, but most of them are from the U.S.) are also hoarding golf clubs and golf balls.
There are several reasons for this:
1. The Doomsday Preppers have all their supplies in a very confined space so practice putting is the only sport they'll be able to do until the 'all clear' is sounded.
2. The DPs like the idea that a golf club can also be used as a weapon.
3. They're convinced the end of civilisation is nigh, so bad golf isn't going to depress or frustrate them.
4. Bullet proof vests and gas masks inhibit excessive movement so they're all brilliant putters.
5. If they run out of ammunition, they can load their rocket launchers with golf balls.
6. In an apocalypse there'll be holes everywhere so it'll be easy to set up a course.

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