At Caboolture Golf Club, they encourage golfers to use their imagination, starting on the third tee (pictured below).
The best non-coarse-language saying after a poor drive wins a free T-shirt. Here are some of the finalists:
1. May this driver be recycled and sent to Mars as part of the next Curiosity rover.
2. Take that! You son of a sewing machine!
3. Take that! You son of a treadle sewing machine!
4. You rotten, stinking, festering pustule of a driver on a baboon's bare bum!
5. Bother.
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